...few FUNNY facts about men

- Men are very confident people. Guys are so confident that when they watch sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team.

- A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

- Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

- Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, recommend : sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

- Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

- Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

- Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls ,etc.

- When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

- If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

- Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

- Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

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